WHAT IS CULT LEADER ACADEMY?
Seriously? Have you not read this entire programme outline? I bet you were terrible at comprehension at school. I bet you don't Google ANYTHING. Am I right? Well, for you, here's a brief summary of the Cult Leader Academy. The Cult Leader Academy (CLA) is the core programme that gives you access to the strategies for starting and growing your cult following using the principles outlined in the book, How To Start A Cult. (You've read that, right? If not, get it here.) The core programme includes lifetime access to the 10 modules, a bonus pack and, most importantly, a community of like-minded psychopa... er... future cult leaders (only kidding, lol). And the best part? Six wonderful months of group coaching calls with Jody (that's me) and my team of experts. There's not many communities where you can get the very author of the book and founder of the programme on a call to get 1:1 feedback on your strategy, messaging or anything you need support with. I'm here to support you, challenge you, push you and – if needed – make light jokes at your expense until you get the results you're looking for.
As my calendar gets increasingly busy (which is mainly lying in my vault counting all my cash like Scrooge McDuck), the window of opportunity to get 1:1 support will be limited in future programmes. If you know you want support from me now – this is the way to get it.
WHAT SUPPORT DO I GET INSIDE CULT LEADER ACADEMY?
DO YOU OFFER GUARANTEES?
I make only one guarantee and one guarantee only...
1) That I will never receive a Christmas card from Jay Shetty
If you're expecting me to guarantee your results in Cult Leader Academy, you need to get off the crack and take a long hard look at yourself. How the hell can I guarantee your results? This is what I'll do - I'll give you everything you need to succeed at starting or growing your cult following and becoming the Cult Leader you need to be. Whether you use it or whether you consume it all and never implement a thing, ultimately that is your choice. (In the latter situation, I do, of course, reserve the right to call you out and poke you - figuratively – to get you to make a start).
DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?
There is more chance of seeing me penning a heartfelt apology to Jay Shetty than there is of getting a refund. If you're already thinking of refunds, jeez man... it's time to stop half-assing and get with the programme. This programme. But seriously, when you invest you need to be all-in. I cannot stress enough that becoming a Cult Leader is NOT for everyone. If you are in any doubt whether it is the right approach, better to find an approach that suits you (see the Jay Shetty comment above...). Because you get access on Day 1 to the whole strategy, system and workbook, tools and templates that are proven to start and grow cult followings, we maintain a strict ALL SALES ARE FINAL policy.
You cannot return this. You're committed to it. Remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you Cult Leader Academy, make lemonade and sell it to your cult members.
Here's the policy so you're 100% clear and I don't have to have an awkward DM conversation with you about it at some point...
- All sales are final due to the immediate nature of the access to all the modules and content
- We do not offer refunds as you get everything and unless you're capable of engaging in some electrode-on-the-temples fun, you cannot unlearn it. Therefore, you have learnt it and there is no way back.
- It would be a bit shit if I taught you all this about qualifying your audience and making it as hard as possible to get on board and then offer blanket, unconditional refunds. I practice what I preach and what I preach to you.
- Plus, you need to know that when you hit that buy button, you are all-in and committed to the process of becoming a Cult Leader.
So if you really are ready to commit and get the tools and strategies you need to grow a cult through the in-depth modules and a community that is there to support you (and by God, you'll need it when you're knee deep in the cult building process), then let's get started. Building a cult was the best thing I've ever done. It will be the best thing you ever do. Your audience will love you, you will have a greater impact on their lives and you will transform how you grow your business and your brand.